Every week, we are the assholes who discuss the lives and trials of each of our beloved presidents. 

Lauren Beerling

— and —

Melissa Bakewell

Lauren and Melissa are two uninformed Americans who have failed multiple times at trivia night to correctly answer questions concerning the presidents of the United States. They have set out to discuss each president IN DEPTH in order to unlock their secrets and eventually add value to their trivia team.


They also enjoy a strong drink every now and then.