“★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Little heavy on the ice, but good.”

“★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Maybe just tighten it up a tad. Great first try, though.”

“★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
I hate the fart noise. ”

“★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Why you gotta shit on my great great Uncle Weems?”

“★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
They sure do like to laugh at their own jokes.”